You Missed The Plate: Trebuchet Toast-Launching Toaster

This is the Trebuchet Toaster by designer Ivo Vos, whose name is the same forwards as it is backwards. *poker face* You just dial in the angle and launch power needed to shoot your toast right next to your eggs (by firing half a loaf onto the floor and having to leave for work hungry) and PRESTO, you're landing toast right on your breakfast plate. Which, if you're anything like me, is a paper plate. "That's a folded paper towel." So it is!

Thanks to PYY, who agrees your toast is going to be rolling off your plate like a caveman pushing a square wheel down a hill. Dammit Gurg, wrong shape. Try a triangle.

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