You Dummy: Teen Hospitalized After 4-Day X-Box Binge

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A fifteen year old in Ohio was recently hospitalized after playing Modern Warfare 3 for "AT LEAST" four days straight. His mom (if you can even call her that after letting her kid play video games for four days straight) says he just came out of his room and collapsed. Damn that's some shitty parenting!
She says he became very pale and his lips turned blue.
"I was very scared. I thought he was going to die," she tells WCMH. "He just fell over three times."Rawlins, who says Tyler had only left his bedroom to use the bathroom, pick up snacks and take a quick shower, adds that both have learned a lesson the hard way.
LOL @ "both have learned a lesson the hard way." Because neither one of you ever considered that maybe playing video games for four days straight was a BAD idea? The old "you don't know until you try" method of learning. How do you feel about playing in traffic?
Thanks to sarsbars and Bradley, who agree if you're gonna play video games for four days straight you better f***ing be stuck inside of TRON.
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