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Yeah You Did: Guy Gets Darth Vader Tattoo On Face


This is a picture of some dude who decided to get a classic "Darth Vader with flowers" tattoo on the side of his face. Hopefully it's a cover-up. I'm kidding, hopefully it's a stick-on. And whether you agree with brobro's taste in facial tattoos or not, one thing's for certain: he needs to learn how to shave under his f***ing chin.

Thanks to Mr. Peabody, who had an eyeball tattooed on the back of his head but you can only see it when he shaves. No way -- I did the same thing with my pubes! This pecker's got eyes.

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  • dalegribble

    He lives in my town, and yeah, we call him Vader Face. You can hardly see any of it, but his first face tattoo says 'Overcome' on his forehead right under his hairline. He works in bars and tattoo shop, what else can you say about the guy?

  • Guest

    It would be sexier if he did it on his rump. ;D

  • agatha

    What a dumbass! Ugly! And indeed roses??? Huh?

  • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • Why did he put roses behind it? Da fuq...two lightsabers behind the head i can get. Roses? C'mon guy...Finish highschool at least guy.

  • Man, how much does this guy hate his parents!?

  • SlipperieSlope

    This guy needs to desperately learn how to take care of a fresh tattoo.. look at all the scabbing on Vaders helmet and eyes! Yikes!

  • azz0r


  • Urgh.. it's not even a well done tattoo.. If you're gonna get one on your face at lest get one that looks amazing..

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    He should have tattooed Darth Vader's helmet onto his entire face as if he was wearing it. Now that would have been cool.

  • Ed

    Darth Vader is a pussy since the latest Lucas rewrites.

  • $18922249

    Apparently Darth Vader can squint and has a button for a nose.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    it kinda looks a little ewokie.

  • He's not squinting. He's crying tears of blood, because you know he's a vampire now...

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Gainful employment is for suckers!

  • schmoj

    And begging for change is?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    10 people understood the sarcasm. You didn't. Good for you!

    Would you, at first glance, hire this man for any job? Does he strike you as a person who makes carefully considered choices? Chances are great that he's not the most qualified person for any real job, so if the choice was between him and somebody who was just as qualified (but lacking a giant Darth Vader tattoo on their cheek), who would you hire?

    He has made the choices that'll get him a panhandling gig.

  • schmoj

    It's not obvious you were using sarcasm dumbass. There are plenty of morons who would agree with what you said, including your 10 likes. I'm surprised they could put down the crack pipe long enough to click like.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Flattery will get you everywhere.

    But it was obvious. It was obvious to anyone who has had internet access for at least 5 years. The internet is not serious business and it never has been. Sarcasm is the default tone.

    The fact that you seem to think that you're smarter than everybody because you didn't understand something speaks volumes.

  • Andrew Glover

    WOW I Think this should go up there with wost tatoo ever.

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