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Who Let You Out Of The Circus?: Man w/ Ultra-Tiny Bike

August 23, 2012 in bike, fits in a backpack!, going nowhere fast, having a great time, i need to get a bike so i actually do some cardio exercise, is that a monkey bike?, man that is some exercise, no thank you, now reverse the shrink-ray and make it regular size again, teensy, that's too small, tiny, travel-size

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This is a video of a guy riding off on an ultra-tiny bicycle. It's small. Like, even smaller than the bicycle a Cabbage Patch Doll would ride. No word where the mini-bike came from, but I suspect brobro was the victim of a deceptive advertising scam. Hey, we've all been there. *eying toy Ferrari* That f***er looked real in the pictures.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to khz, who joined the circus as the most disgusting eater. He's gross.

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  • ZomBBombeR

    I unno, the guy look at least semi dedicated to biking as a sport, it might be some sort of training tool, or just purely novelty item that also happens to be funtional.

  • jams

    where he gonna ride this little bike to? Get off the little toy!!cougarsterc0m is a friends-making sit.

  • who the fuck uploaded this video without the benny hill theme song?! not okay

  • He must just be overcompensating for his 20 pound c***.

  • 20 pound craps? 20 pound crabs? I wish there was an "A" in that sentence *EDIT: You tricky bastard - I can edit, too!!!!

  • Gahahaha! I had to watch that a few times to believe it! Hahaha!

  • Guest

    hmm....so they are real. Now he has to ride through the miniature obstacle course ending with a bike-loop, leap off sending the bike into the air then into his mouth ending with a little ring-ring from the bell for a few million more views XD. (there's a reference to this folks)

  • Jonny Campbell

    The Simpsons.

  • firejunkmonkey

    "thats the joke" -rainier wolfcastle

  • Gaston Glock

    That was the best part in "Gone with the Wind".

  • Isaac King

    GRWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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