Note: Larger version HERE.
This is a TARDIS DeLorean (TarDeLorean) Photoshopped together by artist Pacta for a DeLorean themed photo-manipulation contest. If it were real, I would totally drive it. But since it's not, I'm limited to sitting on the couch IMAGINING I'm driving it and making vroom-vroom noises. The dog is looking at me like I'm crazy but she's the one crazy enough to lick her own ass. Haha, Chloe -- now everybody knows! Okay I actually feel bad for that, but what are you gonna do? "You could always delete it." And have to come up with something else to write here? No way, José!
Thanks to April, who made it clear she was NOT April O'Neil, which is a shame because I've been looking for an in with the Ninja Turtles for years now and when I asked Casey Jones he just beat me with his hockey stick (not a peen metaphor, thank God).