These are some severed, fungus-y toe cookies made by Natasha of Nevie-Pie Cakes. You put one of these things in your mouth and any respect I had for you is OUT THE WINDOW and splattered all over the sidewalk below. More of a Van Gogh ear fan? No worries, Natasha also made some severed ear cookie pops. I think I'm gonna puke. *eyeing vomit puddle* Yep, there it is. I had pasta for dinner I guess. *smiling real big* Hey -- do I still have teeth? That shit does NOT look chewed.
Hit the jump for another shot of the toes and the ears.
Thanks to Carol, who tries to avoid foods that look like human body parts as much as possible. Me? I'm a sucker for little those bachelorette lollipops that look like penises.
This is the world's worst cookbook. It's called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. I just puked in my mouth a little.
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