This is the very touching (I cried) presidential speech prepared in the event Neil Armstrong and Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin got stuck on the moon and wouldn't be returning home to earth. Thankfully, it never had to be delivered. NOW ENOUGH LOLLYGAGGING, LET'S GET SOME MORE MEN UP THERE. Hell, I'll let you send me if you tape enough fireworks together.
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Thanks to Lydia, who made a very appropriate 'Space Oddity' reference. Don't think I didn't appreciate that.