Somebody's Calling The Cops: Blood Stain Wallpaper

Thank God for that rug tying the room together.
Because I'm always looking for excuses to get the cops called to my apartment, PIXERS has released a line of 'bloody splashes' wall murals. They come in over 60 different styles and can be ordered in just about any size and shape you want, so feel free to go nuts. Just kidding, feel free to go with plain white walls and a couple framed movie posters. STOP TRYING TO BE SO EDGY. The path of a badass isn't paved with decorative wall treatments.
Thanks to beebs, who for some reason has bloody footprints and a hand behind her ba-- OMG, SHE HAS A KNIFE.
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