This is a triceratops tractor. It's a tractor with a metal triceratops attached to it that can move its head and open its mouth. It's the opposite of a muscle car. Get it? Because it's only bones! LOLOLKILLMENOW. Still, I'd drive it. Probably on the sidewalk. I would also attach a horn that RAWRs instead of honks. How cool would that be? "Low to moderate." You really are the grey cloud in my life, you know that? Here I am trying to picnic and BOOM -- there you are threatening to rain on my parade. "Parade? I thought you were on a picnic?" You're getting stabbed tonight.
Hit the jump for a picture of the thing with an army paint job, a video, and a decent shoutout.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who still tries to argue with me about who's the #1 dino fan even AFTER I got the penis tattoo.