This is a triceratops tractor. It's a tractor with a metal triceratops attached to it that can move its head and open its mouth. It's the opposite of a muscle car. Get it? Because it's only bones! LOLOLKILLMENOW. Still, I'd drive it. Probably on the sidewalk. I would also attach a horn that RAWRs instead of honks. How cool would that be? "Low to moderate." You really are the grey cloud in my life, you know that? Here I am trying to picnic and BOOM -- there you are threatening to rain on my parade. "Parade? I thought you were on a picnic?" You're getting stabbed tonight.
Hit the jump for a picture of the thing with an army paint job, a video, and a decent shoutout.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who still tries to argue with me about who's the #1 dino fan even AFTER I got the penis tattoo.
Paleontologists at Drexel University have developed a means of scanning fossilized dinos, then printing accurate reproductions of their bones to assemble into accurately-moving robotic dinosaurs. No word if they plan on adding skin to them, but I'm not into the bony look. Am ... / Continue →
These are two dinosaur skeleton LEGO sets designed by Geekologie reader jazlecraz that are up for support on the LEGO CUUSO website (where if they reach 10,000 supporters LEGO will review the sets for manufacture). How LEGO hasn't already made sets like these is beyond me. Ki... / Continue →
This is a series of cookie cutters from SUCK UK that create little dinosaur body parts that can be assembled into 3-D dino cookies AND JAMMED DOWN MY PIEHOLE. I'm going to eat so many I puke and pass out! Then do it again when I wake up. Or, should I say, IF I wake up. I mi... / Continue →