This is Smash Mute, a giant $25 mute button to punch when those loud-ass local commercials come on during a football game. Although allegedly in December the FCC will require commercials be the same volume as the programming they so rudely interrupt, so it might become obsolete pretty quick. Of course, if you're the kind of human being who would actually buy a giant novelty mute button, what the hell do you care? You're already a crazy person.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots in case you're having trouble grasping the concept. It's a tricky one.
Thanks to Evil Ares, who is so evil that television commercials fear him and only play at a whisper.