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Six Out Of Twenty-Two Liquor Stores Sell Booze To Teenager With Fake 'King Of The Hill' Cartoon ID

August 24, 2012 / booze, busted, cartoons, england, fake id, i thought that was the norm over there but what do i know i'm just a man who loves fish and chips, i'm trying to care, id, kids, liquor, selling things, sure why not, the blockbuster id thing is true and i'd tell you the bar but i don't want to get them in trouble (i'm joking they got shut down years ago)

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Six out of twenty-two stores unknowingly participating in a recent sting in Nottinghamshire, England sold booze to a kid using the above ID, which not only states that the boy is 17, but also has a picture of Bobby Hill from 'King of the Hill'. Another seven stores sold him alcohol without even asking for ID. That makes it a 13/22 success rate. Me? I used to know a bar I could get into with my Blockbuster card. I think there's a lesson to be learned here but I forgot my lesson plan at home so we're just gonna watch a video instead. *putting in VHS tape* Okay now this is a solo scene I did for a softcore film a couple years back.

Thanks to beebs, who gets carded everywhere except the zoo and only because they don't sell booze there LIKE THEY SHOULD.

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  • Guest

    I wonder how much I can get away with if I used the identification of "Rusty Shackleford"?

  • maybe they were too drunk to notice

  • Lee Tan

    [img]http://images.cheezburger.com/...[/img] Could have been that guy :/

  • Prometheus

    ...I don't know if it is the police or the News reporter, but they put his name down as Bobby King.

  • To be honest, I'm surprised anywhere accepted the citizen card as ID regardless of the picture, I don't know anywhere that takes them, and no bars take them. They're super easy to fake, you apparently can pretty much put any info you want on the site when you order one.

  • dougfunnay

    that id card looks cartoonish without the picture

  • linktahbomb

    The last time I had beer i must have been about 2 1/2

  • $18922249

    Alcohol law enforcement groups are such fucking trolls. I'm sure that the guys running the shops were like, "Well, this kid is too young to legally drink... but so was I at one point, and he seems like a good bloke... and that is an effing funny ID card. Sure, why not?"

    TROLOLOLOLO!

  • ...looks legit... not quite right... but still legit...

  • DANG IT BOBBEH

  • They sell beer at the Zoo in DC walk around shit faced like my friend did

  • Bobby King

    I hate to be that guy but.... it's bobby hill

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I hate to be that guy too....it's Robert Jeffrey Hill.

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