Plus you look like an oldschool video game character!
This the Pixelhead mask by designer Martin Backes. It has the pixelated image of a face printed on it so all the Big Brother cameras in England can't identify you. Unfortunately, you'll still be pretty easy to identify as "that f***ing idiot in the pixel face mask". Way to stick out like a sore thumb. Me? I stick out like an awkward boner. Martin is actually releasing a limited edition of the masks for a staggering €150 (~$185), so it's definitely cheaper to just cut eye holes in a grocery bag. That's what all my ex-lovers made me do. :(
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Thanks to Ketzel, who stays anonymous the sexy way: dressing like a lady. I do too sometimes!
These are some officially licensed Batman TWIN BLADE folding knives. My God, Wayne Enterprises has gone downhill. They cost about $9 and come in different colors so you can accessorize any outfit. "But why do they have two blades?" To hurt yourself, silly!
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Remember those lightsaber chopsticks I posted three years ago? Well the manufacturer is back, this time with LIGHT-UP versions ($23). That way you can eat in the dark! Me? I'm already a pro at eating in the dark. *turns on lights* "You have shrimp on your hair." I, uhhhh... / Continue →
Consider this my requisite Happy Star Wars Day post. So...yeah -- May the fourth be with you. The tenth? The tenth is Camper's Day. ZING! I wanna die so hard right now. Wicked Lasers is now selling $100 lightsaber-y attachments for its line of Spyder 3 lasers (sold separa... / Continue →