These are some classic Donkey Kong inspired wall shelves designed by Igor Chak (of Space Invaders couch fame). They're just conceptual though, but if you're handy I imagine you could build them yourself. If you're not handy I imagine you could cut all your fingers off. Ooooooor accidentally hammer a hole through the wall and see your roommate naked. I say go for it.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
Thanks to Poster, who may or may not be the Cindy Crawford one I had on my dorm room wall.