Not Gorilla Certified: Donkey Kong Inspired Wall Shelves
These are some classic Donkey Kong inspired wall shelves designed by Igor Chak (of Space Invaders couch fame). They're just conceptual though, but if you're handy I imagine you could build them yourself. If you're not handy I imagine you could cut all your fingers off. Ooooooor accidentally hammer a hole through the wall and see your roommate naked. I say go for it.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
Thanks to Poster, who may or may not be the Cindy Crawford one I had on my dorm room wall.