Man, remember back in the original cartoon when Optimus Prime was just a sweet looking tractor trailer and didn't need a stupid looking flame paint job? Plus when he transformed you could still make out his truck pieces and he didn't look like he was made from a million shards of scrap metal. Those were the days. "The mid-80's" I like to call them. A time when you'd take an afternoon nap and your mom would have a bowl of fresh berries waiting for you outside the door when you woke up. Now? Now there's nothing waiting for me outside the door except a man from the utility company coming to turn off the electricity. Life used to be so simple.
Thanks to Colorado Movie Cars, who agrees the last place you want to be when a Transformer transforms is inside it.