Mars Rover Has Begun Vaporizing Rocks With A Laser
N165, really? Next time we should get to vote on the name.
Because what better way to make the red planet even redder than with a wildfire, the rover Curiosity has begun vaporizing Martian rocks with a powerful burning laser to determine their composition. EARLY SPECULATION: 100% rock.
The Mars rover Curiosity zapped a rock scientists are now calling "Coronation" on Sunday (Aug. 19) to test an instrument that measures the composition of targets hit by its powerful laser beam.
"Our team is both thrilled and working hard, looking at the results. After eight years building the instrument, it's payoff time!"
Curiosity's Chemical and Camera instrument, or ChemCam, fires a laser pulses that last just five one-billionths of a second but deliver more than a million watts of power, enough to turn solid rock into an ionized plasma. A trio of spectrometers in the tool then studies the sparks from the laser fire on 6,144 different wavelengths of ultraviolet, visible and infrared light to determine the composition of the vaporized rock.
Okay so maybe they did name the rock. Still, Coronation isn't a very good name. I would have named it Carnation Instant Breakfast. Next thing you know, BOOM -- outerspace just got corporate sponsorship. Astronauts are gonna look like race car drivers they're gonna have so many patches on their suits. I call dibs on the Viagra ship! Fun fact: SPACE BONERS RULE.
Thanks to AlaskaNick and Pete, who agree we're not gonna have much right to complain with the Martians turn their lasers on earth.