The world's smallest man and woman recently met for a Guinness Book of World Records photo shoot, and my goodness would they make a cute couple. You smell that? Love is in the air. No -- you can't smell it? Well you have to get real low, like knee-height. Pretend your house is on fire and you're crawling under the smoke on all fours -- you should be able to smell it then. Also, if there's a lingering fart down there it was the dog, I swear.
Hit the jump for a short(!!1) video of the two.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees the best things in life come in small packages. LIKE DIAMONDS?!
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Plus they can stop on a dime.
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Her sari was made out of a fancy napkin, (not) true story.
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