Note: Full-res version HERE to print out and hang in your cubicle (save the file to see it even bigger).
Okay so "updated" might not be the right word, since it's the exact same geek zodiac I posted last year, just a nicer looking version. Think of it as like when a cereal company changes their box art. It's still the same penis-shaped sugar bombs on the inside, but now there's a cartoon kangaroo on the front of the box. "Great analogy, GW." I feel like you're making fun of me.
Thanks to J2yan, who didn't tell me what his sign is but I bet he's a pirate.
This is a growing series of Pokemon reimagined as Tim Burton characters by artist Hat Boy. Is Hat Boy secretly Tim Burton in disguise? No. I mean I guess he COULD be, but he's probably not. His name's probably not even Tim. Or Hat Boy. Then who is this man of mystery?! Is... / Continue →
This is actually a worthwhile little time waster. Internet-map.net is a website that depicts websites as different sized circles based on the size of their audience, and their relatedness to one another based on their proximity on the map. It has a handy search feature too, s... / Continue →
You know how they say people look like their dogs? That's because most people are ugly (alternatively: pugly). I don't look anything like my dog. I look like something Michelangelo would have carved out of marble with a diamond dong, and she looks like she's licking her vaj ... / Continue →