Note: Full-res version HERE to print out and hang in your cubicle (save the file to see it even bigger).
Okay so "updated" might not be the right word, since it's the exact same geek zodiac I posted last year, just a nicer looking version. Think of it as like when a cereal company changes their box art. It's still the same penis-shaped sugar bombs on the inside, but now there's a cartoon kangaroo on the front of the box. "Great analogy, GW." I feel like you're making fun of me.
Thanks to J2yan, who didn't tell me what his sign is but I bet he's a pirate.