This is the Clopen Shelf from Torafu Architects. It might just look like a plain old shelf, BUT IT CONTAINS A HIDDEN DRAWER FOR VALUABLES. Don't own any valuables? Welcome to the club. The drawer is only 23mm (~0.9 of an inch) tall though, so you can forget about stashing a big ol' dildo in there. *shelf buzzing* A teensy vibrator, yes.
Hit the jump for a couple more product shots. The wooden looking handles are actually magnets used to open the drawer so it stays super incognito when not in use. The jar full of sprinkles with a tree poking out the top? A magic potion.
Thanks to Lizzy, who, like me, doesn't own any valuables because she doesn't believe in accumulation of material wealth. Wait, WHAT?! I just don't have any because I sold them for drugs.
The LED watch was designed by Hironao Tsuboi and appears to just be a metal band. But it's actually hiding a deep, dark secret: it once ran over a bum and didn't stop! Or, LEDs. Push a button, BOOM: the time. Don't push the button, BOOM: no time. Push my buttons, BOOM: fis... / Continue →
Some wizard, having decided he's met the sorceress of his dreams (or whatever the hell wizards have at night -- crystal ball visions?), proposed with this Harry Potter book with a surprise cutout containing the engagement ring. No word if the ring has a spell of longevity and ... / Continue →
I love books. Mostly children's and comic books, although I have perused one of the coffee table variety because all the magazines at the doctor's office sucked. But the problem with books is this: where do you put them? Do you just stack them on the floor and use them as a ... / Continue →