This is the Clopen Shelf from Torafu Architects. It might just look like a plain old shelf, BUT IT CONTAINS A HIDDEN DRAWER FOR VALUABLES. Don't own any valuables? Welcome to the club. The drawer is only 23mm (~0.9 of an inch) tall though, so you can forget about stashing a big ol' dildo in there. *shelf buzzing* A teensy vibrator, yes.
Hit the jump for a couple more product shots. The wooden looking handles are actually magnets used to open the drawer so it stays super incognito when not in use. The jar full of sprinkles with a tree poking out the top? A magic potion.
Thanks to Lizzy, who, like me, doesn't own any valuables because she doesn't believe in accumulation of material wealth. Wait, WHAT?! I just don't have any because I sold them for drugs.