I'd Look Hot In Those: Handpainted Geeky Bra Collection

This is the currently available selection of geeky handpainted bras from Etsy seller Sceneshoes (of Ninja Turtle and Pokemon bra fame). Hit the jump to seem the all, including some Portal, Star Trek, Wonder Woman and Mario action. There's even an 'I <3 DINOS' one and a 'Copy/Paste' one that has the 'COPY' icon painted on the right cup and 'PASTE' on the left. I dunno, apparently some guys are into chicks with two right tits. Weird, right? Because I want two left ones. Get it? That's usually the bigger one. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Hit the jump for the gallery, check out her Etsy store if you want one painted yourself.

Thanks to Outspire, who agrees the best bras are the lacy ones you can see through because then, I dunno -- nipples!

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