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I Don't Wanna Die Like That!: Wiener-Shaped Bullets

August 8, 2012 in ammo, bullets, dong, guns don't kill people penis shaped bullets kill people, i've seen it all now (and can't stop staring!), if looks could kill i would be an uzi (jk jk i'd be a cotton swab), no thank you, not how i imagined myself going out, ooohlala, peen, peenor, shapes, shooting things, wiener, wtf is wrong with you, yeah you did, you've got to be kidding me

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Probably NSFW shots of the actual bullet HERE. WARNING: penis-shaped.

These are a line of entirely inappropriate 'Deep Penetration Ammo'. They're bullets that look like dongs. They're real and you can get you own custom version (maybe an even teensier replica of your own small-caliber pecker?) from the guys over at The Specialists for an undisclosed about of money. Of course, if you already own everything else in the world to the point you're buying peenor-shaped bullets, I doubt money's an issue. God, buy me a boat, @$$hole.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who informed me "dying by peen" isn't on his list of the worst ways to go. AHAHAHAHHAHHAHA, mine either :/

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There are Comments
  • JimmyThr

    Reminds me of something my dad used to say to me

    "Aim for the ass son"

  • Dying with a penis in you...
    Probably the way I'll go.
    Hopefully not penis bullets though.

  • How is that probable? Oo

  • JimmyThr

    I'm calling sarcasm, but if not
    So you're telling me you're on the internet and in geekologie, but the thought, "oh, maybe it's a sexual inuendo" never crossed your mind
    I'm hoping sarcasm, but even if you say it now i won't believe you

  • I didn't really understand what you're trying to say..

  • JimmyThr

    You're not the first...and you won't be the last

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I don't think that would actually work in a gun. Most likely just get stuck and how will you explain that to a gunsmith.

  • I was trying to kill the werewolf from Twilight.

  • GreyGanado

    Excuse me, sir. I have a cock in my gun.

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