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For The Ladies (And Saucy Dudes Like Me): Company Introducing Line Of Latex Star Trek Inspired Costumes

August 2, 2012 / cosplay, costume, different strokes for different folks, for the ladies (but really kinda for the dudes), i loooooove wearing rubber (second only to nothing at all *wink wink wink*), oh shi-shi is it sexy time already? my batman watch must be broken, rubber, star trek, sure why not, tight, you're all red shirts -- you're doooooomed!

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This is a line of Star Trek inspired latex outfits to be introduced by Poison Candy Latex at the upcoming Montreal Comic Con. Good start, but you should consider making some of the guy's suits too you know? God, I can just imagine my body tingling in a tight, shiny, mustard-colored Worf bodysuit. What do you wear under these things anyway -- just plain underwear? A thong? Because I'm thinking of wearing a strap-on dildo backwards and pretending I'm a REAL two-peen space alien! "You used that joke a couple weeks ago." AND YOU'RE GOING TO LEARN TO APPRECIATE IT.

Hit the jump for a closeup of each of the models and two of the redhead with her plastic space-titties on display.

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Thanks to lacey and Jacqueline, who agree they should sell Captain Picard bald caps too for us cosplayers that really like to immerse ourselves in our roll. Now here -- you put this visor on.

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There are Comments

  • oh,it looks so nice,Star Trek,I like it to death~

  • wow,Star Trek,it's too cool.I like it to death~~

  • EDWARD J. SMITH

    The redhead's boobs are fake, right?

  • I have a sudden desire to cosplay.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    And I have a sudden desire to become a Star Trek fan.

  • nIce! Now for the least important questions: Will they be made in blue, and in post DS9 layout?!... namely Dax was Hawt!

  • Great! Now the Korean dry cleaner lady will stop giving Scruffy dirty looks.

  • Do keep in mind that not all women buying these will be this hot. Sadly :(

  • ZanshinKyo

    I never really cared for the next generation, until now.

  • relawson

    I DEMAND to know the name, marital status, interestes, location, and contact information of the woman with "red" hair.

  • Dan Wheeler
  • ZanshinKyo

    Christelle Souverbie

  • relawson

    A good start, thanks! :)

  • Needs more lens flare.

  • ZanshinKyo

    No, you are thinking of the 2009 movie...

  • p_shep

    Taken with a cellphone in poor lighting, then ineptly fucked around with in photshop. Nice.

  • bluecheesedressing

    Phasers set to stun!

  • I think you mean:

    "Phasers set to cum!"

  • I did.

  • bzdug

    THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

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