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Farmer Gets Bitten By Snake, Bites Snake Back, Kills It

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Nepali farmer Mohammed Salmodin was working in a patty field when a cobra bit him. So what did he do? What anybody would, repeatedly bit it back until it died. Wait, WHAT?!

After he bit the snake to death, Mr Salmodin said that he went about his daily business as if nothing had happened. He says he finally agreed to go to hospital after pressure from family, neighbours and police.


"A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you," Mohammed Salmodin told the BBC.

AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA, f***ing snake charmers, man -- they'll tell you anything. But seriously, is that true? And does it work on venomous spiders too? Because a witch doctor told me you just have to kiss them.

Thanks to Ferris, who bites everything back that bites him first just to be on the safe side.

There are Comments.
  • Guest

    I wonder if the same applies to vampires?

  • ZomBBombeR

    Seems legit and somewhat mesopotamian, you know eye for eye, bite for bites

  • Girgear

    I didn't know Chuck Norris was Nepali.

  • jams

    it seems that I saw it on TV ..c_o_u_g_a_r_s_t_e_r_c_ 0_m is where for us making friends!

  • ZomBBombeR

    Seriously noone wants to see your spam, but if your gonna keep doing it "which I know you will" at least have the courtesy to try and use proper grammer, nobody speaks like that, it is not proper english if we can't understand you why would we listen to you! not to mention your probably only speaking to like 3 really lonely guys who frequent the site.

  • lorobird

    AHAHAHAHA LET'S LAUGH AT THE IGNORANT POOR MAN FROM A POOR COUNTRY, AND FEEL FANTASTIC ABOUT OURSELVES BECAUSE WE WERE BORN IN THE SOFT CUSHIONS OF PRIVILEGE!!! I AM SO FUNNY

    This post should be called "GW goes Victorian".

  • Hamzah Sultan

    Who's laughing at him? I'm pretty sure all the "ignorant poor" around him were ALSO like "wtf?" It's obviously not common, otherwise it wouldn't be news.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Like a Boss!

  • ...and nothing will happen to you.....

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