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Come On, No Cape?: Dark Knight Motorcycle Leathers

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Because I'm afraid I won't stop getting the tip until I actually post it, this is a licensed set of 'The Dark Knight Rises' motorcycle leathers from UD Replicas. I have the sneaking suspicion they're the exact same ones they were offering as the 'The Dark Knight' set I posted back in 2009. So yeah, here they are again. I dunno, maybe the company didn't sell as many as they were hoping and decided to repackage them. The whole getup will set you back $1,564, but you can also buy the pieces individually in case you just want the pants to draw attention to your crotch. Alternatively, save yourself $450 and hang a lit sparkler out the fly of your pants. That's what I do. One time at a concert I stepped into a Porta-Potty and it exploded!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of ol' Ben Stiller wannabe here modeling the thing.

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Thanks to Cam, PYY, Regan90, blockhurt and Chastity, who ride motorcycles the way nature intended: by walking instead. Seriously, cars are scary too.

There are Comments.
  • NotAdirtyHippie
  • $20600237

    that looked cool until i saw the belt... Also, the arm guards... meh

  • agatha

    FAG! *Southpark*

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    If I see someone riding around wearing these I am going to purposely run over them.

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  • TheOtakuX

    Dang, you chould just get a cape and cowl to go with that and you'd have a pretty perfect Batman Costume. Hell, you could actually BECOME Batman, Motorcycle Leathers are basically body armor anyway*.

    *I do not advise anyone actually become Batman with these. Except in the case of a Zombie Apocalypse. Go all TDKR on their asses.

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