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Because Kegs Are Heavy: Powdered Beer For Boozing In The Backcountry (Or Anywhere Really, Just Add Water!)

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Note: Picture shows soda flavors, beer coming soon.

Pat's Backcountry Beverages have developed a powdered beer concentrate (not a new concept) that, when added to water and placed in their special carbonating bottle, makes "microbrew quality" beer anywhere. No more lugging a cooler full of beer when you go camping! Just filter some river water and PRESTO, you're getting drunk by the campfire and telling your friends how you would totally fight a bear if it wandered into your camp right now. Pat is currently looking for investors to get the product to market, so if you're rich and always wanted brew your own beer INSIDE the movie theater, get in touch. Rich but don't drink? Contact me, I'll literally do anything for your money. "Anything?" ANYTHING.

Thanks to chichi, who carries alcohol the best way possible: in the stomach. Awww yeah!

There are Comments.
  • Guest

    With flavor being an important factor, I hope its good -- or reasonable. ;D

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    sooo...if you change the ratio of packets to water to 20:1 it would be like consuming 20 beers by only drinking one? I will just stick with Everclear

  • Klitorisaurus

    So... powdered alcohol? Mix it with coke and it'll be like a vodka Red Bull up the nose!

  • CelticBrewer

    I may not be a chemist, but I am a brewer. I'd love to see the kind of wizardry that can make powdered alcohol. The link in the article above says it's complicated and expensive - I bet, or it'd have been done a long time ago.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Deffinately has it's practical uses, I'll just hold out 'til they make hard liquor varieties XD

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