These are Jason Traeger's back of the hand skull implants. You know, they really got me thinking. Like, if I got a buddy drunk enough, could I convince him to get a penis shaped one? I could maybe tell him, I dunno, that it's like a bow and arrow or something. But then the next morning, SURPRISE DEREK -- you've got a peenor in your hand! Plus mine in the other. HIYO, that makes us boyfriends.
Thanks to Franco, who doesn't want anything in his hands but taytays. Amen to that, brother-man.