This is Chad Roberts' X-Wing Fighter inspired beard. It looks like an X-Wing Fighter from Star Wars, but it's not -- it's all hair. Disgusting, disgusting hair. No word if the ship-beard is capable of ion torpedo-ing any thermal exhaust ports, but I bet it does make it near impossible to drink the milk after finishing your cereal. True story: I grew a beard once but had to shave it because my cat kept getting stuck in it whenever we'd play the "pretend to eat your whiskers" game. Didn't you -- didn't you, Tumbles? *scratching tummy* A-wub-wub-wub-wub!
Thanks to Terry, who always grows a beard every winter and winds up looking like the creepiest f***ing creep I've ever seen.