You Really Went There, Didn't You?: X-Wing Fighter Beard

This is Chad Roberts' X-Wing Fighter inspired beard. It looks like an X-Wing Fighter from Star Wars, but it's not -- it's all hair. Disgusting, disgusting hair. No word if the ship-beard is capable of ion torpedo-ing any thermal exhaust ports, but I bet it does make it near impossible to drink the milk after finishing your cereal. True story: I grew a beard once but had to shave it because my cat kept getting stuck in it whenever we'd play the "pretend to eat your whiskers" game. Didn't you -- didn't you, Tumbles? *scratching tummy* A-wub-wub-wub-wub!
Thanks to Terry, who always grows a beard every winter and winds up looking like the creepiest f***ing creep I've ever seen.
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This is Chad Roberts and his Spider Man beard. It recently won Chad top honors at the 2nd Annual Garden State Beard And 'Stache Competition, which is held at a bowling alley. Proceeds from the event (which also included a burlesque show for good measure) went to The Jersey An... / Continue →
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Because George Lucas believes that absolutely everything should be available with a Star Wars theme, here's a line of glasses from Japanese eyewear manufacturer Aigen. They're available in Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, Stormtrooper, Boba Fett and Darth Vader designs and cost $500 wit... / Continue →
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This is a video of the Battle of Hoth recreated in Minecraft with the original audio from The Empire Strikes Back. Whoever made it did a good job. Me? I got a "should have been fired years ago" on my most recent peer evaluation here at work. I don't know who wrote it but *s... / Continue →

