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You Really Went There, Didn't You?: X-Wing Fighter Beard

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This is Chad Roberts' X-Wing Fighter inspired beard. It looks like an X-Wing Fighter from Star Wars, but it's not -- it's all hair. Disgusting, disgusting hair. No word if the ship-beard is capable of ion torpedo-ing any thermal exhaust ports, but I bet it does make it near impossible to drink the milk after finishing your cereal. True story: I grew a beard once but had to shave it because my cat kept getting stuck in it whenever we'd play the "pretend to eat your whiskers" game. Didn't you -- didn't you, Tumbles? *scratching tummy* A-wub-wub-wub-wub!

Thanks to Terry, who always grows a beard every winter and winds up looking like the creepiest f***ing creep I've ever seen.

There are Comments.
  • Wonder if it can also be used as a mirkin.

  • Spartikiss

    Er... WTF?!?!?

  • That is one crazy beard.
    And I want Terry.

  • cocoa

    RE: Terry

    GAAAAAAAAH!

  • Guest

    That looks crazy, it would be funnier if he left out the Star Wars decorations. XD

  • kevin dijkshoorn

    I will shit on his hair

  • Shaun9lives

    Dude, you kinky!

  • SlipperieSlope

    Where's R2!?

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