This is a taxidermied zombie head gumball machine. I'm not sure where you're supposed to put your quarter, but I think we can all agree 25-cents is a little steep for a single little gumball. They aren't even the big ones! I would only pay a nickel, tops. Plus nibble on that tongue a little. Aaaaaaaaand I just made myself puke. *poking around with stick* Damn, I need to learn how to chew better. "...Why do you have a stick in your cubicle?" Ahahahahahahha, well it's actually a magic wand.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who is probably the weirdest person I know and I'm friends with like, honest to God crazy people. And to Marius, who I don't know but is still A-okay in my book.
NOTE: Full-res pic HERE.
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