So It's Come To This: Gaming Mouse With Fan Attached To Help Prevent Sweaty Palms (But Not Hairy Ones)

This is the upcoming Thermaltake Black Element gaming mouse, Cyclone Edition. It has a detachable fan on the front to keep your hand cool and sweat-free during intense gaming sessions. Because, let's face it, there's nothing worse than gaming with sweaty palms. I'm kidding, there are plenty of things worse than that. Walking around the office all day with toilet paper hanging out of the back of your pants for instance. Nobody even bothered to tell me. *leaning over cubicle wall* CLEARLY I HAVE ZERO FRIENDS HERE.

Thanks to Oxu, who still uses a trackball. A trackball! What are you, like, super dextrous or something?

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