SO DANGEROUS: African Spear Shooting Slingshot

Ahahahhahaha, if I had one of those I'd be pretending it was my penis too!

This is slingshot aficionado Joerg Sprave's latest slinger of shots, 'Shaka Zulu's Wet Dream'. It shoots traditional Zulu spears with enough force to bury them a couple inches in a solid wood block. Definitely not the sort of thing a gazelle wants to see you pointing at it.

Hit the jump for a video of the I could listen to him talk all day.

Thanks to Barnaby, who still hunts the old fashioned way: luring a wooly mammoth under a cliff then rolling a giant f***ing rock on it's head.

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