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Oh Hai Muscles!: Impressive Duke Nukem Cosplay

July 16, 2012 in cosplay, costume, good job, hail to the king, i beat him in an arm wrestling competition once i'm just saying, oh hai!, playing dressup, pretending you're somebody you're not (is always fun especially if you're doing it to the police), punch me as hard as you can -- i can take it! (no i can't either i would die before your fist even made contact), sure why not

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As I think I've mentioned before, I got banned from Comic-Con three years ago and am not allowed to return for another two. So I wasn't there this weekend. I know, as cool as sitting in a GEEKOLOGIE booth wearing dark sunglasses pretending to not be drunk would have been, it didn't happen. Sure I could have gone in costume and nobody would have known the difference, but I don't like breaking the rules. Kidding, I like breaking EVERYTHING, especially bottles. *tries to smash over head, passes out* "Maybe start with a beer bottle and work your way up to the wine one?" Huh? Where am I? This is a picture of muscle man Oliver Price cosplaying as Duke Nukem. It's not even at Comic-Con so I don't even know why I brought that up earlier. I bet it's because I'm still drunk.

Thanks to lulu, who agrees it's cool when your physique lends itself to quality cosplaying. Right? That's why I always go as Chunk from The Goonies.

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  • Close, but no cigar

  • $18922249

    You classy bastard!

  • aoifem10

    Why were you banned?

  • aoifem10

    Disregard that post.

    "I was denied access to the convention this year for "being too drunk to stand" and telling security "my superpenis is my costume"."
    GW that was in 2010, two years ago. You really are drunk aren't you?

  • $18922249

    Banned? Not sure if he is joking or not...

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