This is the Big Head Squirrel Feeder from Archie McPhee. You just put food inside, then when one of those dirty little tree rats comes down eat it, they look like they have a giant head. I'm pretty sure that's a taxidermied squirrel in the picture there (it even attracts the dead!), but there's some live-shots after the jump. Now I know what you're thinking, and I agree, they should have made them look like dinosaur heads instead, but what are you gonna do? SPOILER: Paint these ones to LOOK like dinosaurs. Tehehe, look at all my little dino friends playing in the yard! "You need f***ing help." I do -- painting more of these little squirrel heads! Here, make this one a stegosaurus.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the TAKE THAT, TREE RAT, YOU LOOK DUUUUUMB.
Thanks to Kathy, who feeds squirrels the old fashioned way: by having birdfeeders.
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I know what I'm getting you for Christmas! Coal -- you were terrible this year. I don't care what crappy toy commercials you saw watching Spongebob on Saturday morning and added to your list, you're not getting them. If I were Santa I'd drop a big ol' bag of flaming reindeer... / Continue →
This is a Starship Enterprise car emblem in the style of the 'Jesus Fish', 'Darwin Walking Fish', 'Dino Eating the Jesus Fish' and 'Sci-Fi' car emblems. They cost $8 from ThinkGeek and look great on a Prius. But that's it. Don't bother buying one if you drive anything else, ... / Continue →