Man With Alleged World's Biggest Peen Stopped By TSA

July 19, 2012


Just saying, if that were me I would have had to censor the whole picture. "Because you're so ugly?" It's so bad I even make my surroundings look unbearable. One time I went to an auction and a Picasso sold for $1.

So this dork Jonah Falcon who runs around bragging that he's got the world's biggest dingaling was allegedly stopped by the TSA at an airport in San Francisco because they thought he was packing heat. SPOILER: Nope, just a dong nobody wants to touch.

"I said, 'It's my d*ck,'" Falcon told the Huffington Post. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

"I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," said Falcon, who did not miss his flight on account of his threatening member. "That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."

First of all, Jonah, it's called a penis, not a d*ck. Obviously you're not a doctor. Secondly, running around talking about your peenor all day IS MY BIT, BRO. God, get your own thing!

Thanks to neolardo, Josh, and Trish, who have all seen bigger. Jk jk, Josh has though.

  • He was stopped by the Trading Standards Authority?

  • I get this problem all the time.

  • DelNard

    I was expecting to see
    an uncensored photo of his prick after I clicked on the link.

  • Ed

    He was on the Daily Show, he said he can wrap his foreskin around a doorknob. I hope you all see that in your dreams now.


  • maruli

    I saw a documentary about this guy and his life is pretty shitty. He said he can barely even get it up and when he does women can't handle it anyway. Then, all the women he tries to date look him up and see who he is and end up not being interested in anything except talking about his penis, so he can't find love either. Then, he's trying to be a serious actor, but all people want him for is for porn. I feel kind of bad for this dude.

  • I wouldnt be sorry for him.

    Not because of his huge penis (though that helps..), but because he talked and acts like a huge douche.

  • Charles Whelan

    I thought he was gay or something...anyway.. If you look at the spectrum, his "issues" are more respectable than if he had micropenis...

  • jimmybrite


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