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Looks Wasteful: 7,003-Lb Lollipop Is World's Largest

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Because what better way to flaunt humanity's wastefulness than making the world's largest whatever just for the sake of of it, here's the world's largest lollipop, a 2.5-ton chocolate behemoth from See's Candies. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "There are children in Africa who haven't even had a sucker!" Yes. And? "Chocolate is the worst flavor lollipop?" *tapping side of head* Great minds.

Hit the jump for several more shots including a handy infographic for appreciating just how big this disgusting thing is.

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Thanks to Shannon, who bites suckers and chews them right from the start. SAME.

There are Comments.
  • AshesToDust

    Oh how we love to waste resources. ANd now See's goes into the history books for making this monstrosity, and one day, 100 years from now, some kid will ask, "who made the largest lollipop?", and the Eye-phone in his eye will scan the internet and bring up this article. And one second later, the kid won't care since he's moved on. That's how pointless this accomplishment is.

  • Guest

    This is pretty impressive. I do wonder how many licks it'll take to finish this sucker.

  • BobbyRooney

    about 1000 people licking themselves to a diabetic death. worth it? hell yeah! that's what reality tv is for!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    three

  • you'd have to suck on that for a long time before it'd ever fit into a vagina... O.o

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    seeing how the stick is the size of a flag pole I don't think that is really going to matter

  • goatse

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