If you haven't already seen it, this is a video of weatherman Aaron Justus from Richmond, Virginia, running through a fake-ass forecast on-air, making light of the heatwave that's been sweeping the nation. Not sweeping the nation? A healthy diet and exercise. Just saying, I spent some time in the midwest recently and it looks like things have gone from bad to sweatpants.
Hit the jump for the meh, predicting the weather is just a crapshoot anyways.
Thanks to Retch E. Wretched, who's so wretched even his kitchen trashcan left in the middle of the night.