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Is It Sexy Time Already?!: Wearable Dino/Animal Tails

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Oh man, I used to have a buttplug with rainbow streamers coming out the end that made me look like a unicorn. I think my roommate stole it when he moved.

You've probably already known about these forever because you're some kind of animal role-player in the bedroom, but you know what? I don't want to know about that. I'm kidding, of course I do. So give me the details -- was your lady like, swinging from the bedposts like a chimp? Hang from the ceiling like a bat? Maybe a little leap-frog action? No? It was more like a elephant boning a giraffe? You two ARE a weird looking couple. These are wearable animal tails from Kigu. Obviously, I want/need the lizard and dino ones. Is there anything sexier than a lady wearing a dino tail? SPOILER: Yes, a dinosaur wearing a dino tail. Double the pleasure, double the fun, if you know what I mean. "What DO you mean?" Man, I wish I had two penises.

Hit the jump for all the different models.


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There are Comments.
  • Jaeger

    i want one!

  • Michael Beach

    Looks like that last guy is having second thoughts about shoving that lion up his butt.

  • Well that is weird...I have the sudden urge to have a tail.

  • Who will sign the petition for uglier models with me?

  • Sorry what did you say, the first model's wide feet had me mesmerized

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    you would like uglier models with you? sure I will sign that. leave the better looking ones for everyone else.

  • Frédérick Beaudoin

    You should also smell out this guy! He makes scalemail tails. http://browse.deviantart.com/a...

  • Just like in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

  • Ann Eleganté Neely

    Furries are freaks.

  • Are those plugs?

  • They strap on.

  • Thanks God.

  • Ha!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    In the butt or hair? The guy in the last photo is looking a little five-headed

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I can only imagine in horror the cosplay naughty-time antics that happen and what it must look like.

  • Guest

    Probably should've mentioned who makes them?

  • Nathan Oakes

    He did....read the article again. Kigu!

  • $18922249

    Middle aged men living in basements.

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