Because God forbid you roll raw hamburger into turd shapes by hand, the Ham Dogger does it for you. You just slap some hamburger meat in there, press the top on, and presto, another piece of junk to take up precious cabinet space. Admittedly, it is great for measuring penises though. Tehe -- I'm almost two-thirds of a hotdog! "Two-thirds?" Okay, half. "Half?" Two-fifths and pretty please don't ask me again. :(
Thanks to Princess Yum Yum, who isn't pressing anything into hot dog shapes but ice cream. YES! We already have Choco Tacos, why not Dessert Dogs?