I Smell A Photo-Op!: Great White Shark Attack Bench

This is a bench that, when sat upon, makes it look like a giant shark is about to eat you. Don't worry though, it's fake -- that isn't a real shark coming out of the pavement! Hard to believe, I know, it's just a really, really good looking fake. *pointing in mouth* This front tooth? This is terrible looking fake. "That's a candy corn." Oh I'm aware.
Hit the jump for another shot from a different angle.

Thanks to killahertz, who fancies himself a savage killer from the deep as well despite the fact I'm seen him freak the f*** out in a kiddie pool wearing floaties.
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