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I Feel Ooky: Finally, A Decent Rocking Chair Bed

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This is the Mood Rocking Bed from Fab. It's a real bed, and they're available from $2,835 (for a full) to $ 3,665 (for a king). They also sell a twin for $1,665, but come on, nobody's sleeping in a twin. "What about kids?" They don't need $1,700 beds, that's what. I slept on the floor in a sleeping bag until I was 13. And you know what? I did it from 15 to 30 too, after experimenting with a hammock for a year. Also, who sleeps in the middle of a field like that? Because if I wake up to a cow trying to eat my covers I'm gonna be pissed. No, no I'm not. I'm gonna think I'm in Oz or something. "The prison?" Yeah, the prison, dummy. God I should shank you so hard right now. Hey -- have you ever wanted to be having sex, but then, instead of climaxing, puking instead? Well that's what this bed is for. Alternatively, have sex in a rowboat. Just saying, I saw two counselors do it at summer camp once! Then Jason killed them. BOOM -- Friday the 13th tie-in, count it.

Hit the jump for another shot in case you were wondering what the bed might look like in your unfinished garage.

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Thanks to juliet, who sleeps with head in the clouds because she's a daydreamer. Or just really tall.

There are Comments.
  • Dave

    Is the mattress attached to the frame? Otherwise, if you rocked too roughly, the mattress could slide out of the frame.

  • They look like they could be vomit inducing.

  • n_a_a_s

    it should fly too

  • ZomBBombeR

    If one had a good rythm going this could be beneficial.

  • PunkJr

    I am curious as to what sex would be like on that bed. It could either be really fun, or really awkward.

  • Kenlin Bros

    "I'm going over the top!"

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