Seen here looking like the sort of thing you hope to find hanging from the ceiling fan (plus a girl in your bed yelling "TURTLE POWER!"), a $35 custom-painted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bra from Etsy seller sceeneshoes stares at you with its googly eyes. Don't the eyeballs kinda look like-- "Nipples?" Tehehehehe! Mine actually point in like that too.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots because you're a pervert that looks at pictures of painted bras at work.
Thanks to carey, who agrees that when it comes to protecting your chest, the Ninja Turtles are a good choice (just not Michelangelo, he'd just get high and motorboat those puppies all day long).