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Finally, Some Decent Booty-Poppin' Underwear For Dudes

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These are D.HEDRAL underwear for dudes. They provide "angular support" to lift and tighten your butt cheeks. Depending on the your size, the underwear uses a different angle of lift to give you just the right amount of firmness. Me? I don't need no stinkin' underwear to make my booty look good because I WORK THESE CHEEKS OUT. I can even make them dance up and down individually. Watch this. *booty-pop, booty-pop, shake shake BRAPPPPPTT!* "Did you just?" Oh boy. I'd make myself scarce if I were you.

Thanks to Nicholas, who makes his ass look good the old fashioned way: cowboy chaps and a thong. Aww yeah!

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There are Comments
  • I WANT!!!.. him without his sexy underwear! XD

  • Glasofruix

    Yeah no, those are just screaming "SKID MARKS"

  • JimmyThr

    I don't think there's enough space for my balls in those things, not to mention my penis

  • Photos or it didn't happen.

  • JimmyThr

    I'm not in the habit of posting naked pictures of myself on the internet, as I'm not a 16 year old girl

  • Haha!

  • I like the come hither look... :3

  • Does he come with them?

  • K, that, uh... looks a bit uncomfortable...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    do not want

  • If I buy a pair where should I dispose my Man-Card?

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