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Finally, A Decent $800 Hands-Free Toilet Paper Dispenser

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You start installing $800 toilet paper dispensers and I'm gonna start ripping them off the wall and selling them on the black market. Just keeping it real!

Because nobody wants to touch something that somebody else with butthole-fingers just touched, this is the Camitool Automatic Touch-Free Toilet Paper Dispenser. With the wave of a hand (or penis) It automatically dispenses a preset amount of TP into the little reservoir below. I'm not sure how many squares of TP that is, but probably not enough for this ass. Get it? I have a mom-butt.

Hit the jump for a video demo.

Thanks to Hunk, who is like, really dreamy.

There are Comments.
  • Of course this comes from Japan - an over the top, unnecessary gadget.

  • Ed

    I bet they cost $800 because the sucker buying them is out government.

  • I don't want to know what's in the giveaway-bags...

  • Pretty sure a bidet would cost less...

  • Alexander0178

    This already excists. There is several at the university I'm attending.

    There is no way they cost $800, thought. They look like shit.

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