Drinking Homeless Style: Bum Bag Drink Coozies

These are Bum Bag Drink Coolers, koozies that look like brown paper bags but are actually made from waterproof and tear-free Tyvek. You'll be the belle of the ball under the bridge! Man, I've brown-bagged it before. I'm not proud. Or ashamed. It's just one of those things a person has to experience, you know? Like getting hit by a car or chased by a deer in heat.

Thanks to Martin, who drinks IN STYLE. Jk jk, he drinks out of an Aquafina bottle filled with vodka, but still. Hey -- let me hit that.

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