I've never even heard 'Call Me Maybe' before because I'm too cool for-- "YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!" Hey, cool people can live in caves too you know. It's not all just bears and terrorists. This is 'Call Me Maybe' by iCarly Ray Cyrus or whoever performed entirely in lines from the Star Wars movies. WARNING: video contains prequels. It always boggles my mind when people take the time to make stuff like this. I would have like-- "Gotten drunk and passed out instead?" You know, that's the second time you've cut me off this article. One more time and-- "And what?!" and I won't regret having peed in your coffee this morning. Did it yesterday too, just saying.
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Thanks to Bigrye, Matthew, Cabanz, Stephen and geeky ej agumbay, who should call me MOST DEFINITELY. Kidding, please text -- I'm awkward on the phone.