18 Police Officers Successfully Save Drowning Sex Doll
18 police officers in China were recently called into action when locals spotted a drowning woman some 150-feet off-shore in a local river. Except it wasn't a real woman, it was just a sex doll. I...think I remember seeing this on an episode of Baywatch once. Jk jk, I did see plenty of slow-motion bobs though. "Bobs?" Boobs, dammit -- I'm typing with my pecker, man!
The crew worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue the woman, according to Digital Journal, and in the process, attracted a crowd of about 1,000 curious, excited and anxious spectators to the scene.
It took more than 40 minutes before the officers were able to recover the pleasure toy.
After confirming that they had indeed run around in a panic for nearly an hour over trying to rescue someone's blow-up girlfriend, the police presented it to the anxious crowd, who quickly covered their children's eyes and walked away, according to RocketNews24.com
I mean, you can't really blame the police for the mistake, they were just doing their jobs. You know who you can blame though? The jerk that threw his ex-lover in a river. WTF bro, you could've Goodwilled that chick. There are people in this world who can't afford new love dolls! *rifling through 'All butt-plugs $1' bin*
Thanks to Bradley, who disposes of love dolls the eco-friendly way: burning them in a pile of tires.