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You Look Ridiculous: Jeans With Clear Pocket For Phone

June 25, 2012 / different strokes for different folks, exhibitionism, iphone, no no no no no, not the future, or you could put it in a regular pocket and remove it whenever you need to pretend-text someone so people think you're not just drinking alone at the bar and that you're actually waiting for someone, phone, pocket, so it's come to this, wearing the same jeans every day, windows, you've got to be kidding me

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Now everybody's gonna notice I wear the same jeans everyday.

DELTA415 Wearcom jeans are $160 jeans with a clear pocket on one leg for a smartphone. The window is made out of a polymer film so you can actually use a touchscreen device THROUGH the pocket. Note: You will not look cool doing it.

The DELTA415 jeans feature our Gen-2 Wearcom™ smartphone pocket with a zippered flap for a more discrete look, secure and easy retrieval, and full usability of the smartphone while sitting down.


The patented Wearcom™ pocket is made of durable polymer film to allow for complete interactivity with any touch screen device. A button hole above the genuine leather film edge opens into the front pocket for threading headphones/mic wire into right pant pocket.

Thank goodness for that zippered flap, amirite? Don't want any robbers seeing my iPhone. "You have a Nokia brick-phone." I am on a pay-as-you-go plan. Still, I am gonna get a pair of these. Then cut the back out of the pocket and put my peenor on display. Peekaboo!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots as well as a a hoodie they make WITH A FOLD-DOWN iPAD POCKET IN THE CHEST.

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Thanks to Suzanne and miko, who just tape their phones to their pant legs like normal damn people.

There are Comments
  • Orannis

    Not gonna lie, if these were $50-60 I'd totally buy these.

  • hipsters... that's all...

  • The pocket also monitors the growth of cancer in your leg! FASHION FTW!!!11!

  • it's a practical idea. I don't think it looks any dumber than someone trying to balance the phone on their leg or the ipad on their chest. At least this way it's less likely to fall to the floor and break.

  • lulz

    not for use with wired headphones imo

  • n_a_a_s

    totally ghey, the hoodie is pretty cool though

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    A flasher's dream. I would cut out the jean part and run my peener behind that.

    Unzip....Hey! Look at this!!

  • cocoa

    thank goodness gw didn't make that exact joke in the article. otherwise you'd look soooo silly right now. oh wait...

  • Brian Boitano

    I ... don't see GW making that joke anywhere in this article and I just read it twice.

    WTF is going on.

  • Justice Law

    "Still, I am gonna get a pair of these. Then cut the back out of the pocket and put my peenor on display. Peekaboo!"
    There you go.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Like I take the time to read the article. I look at it as great minds think alike.

  • n_a_a_s

    hahahahaha

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