High Girl Mistakes Electrical Tower For Rope Bridge, Amazingly Doesn't Turn Into Human Fireworks Show
Seen here shattering my belief that girls' asses don't sweat, a Czech girl who allegedly smoked "super-strength skunk cannabis" for four-hours straight (although I suspect PCP/bath salts) tries crossing the electrical wires she mistook for a rope bridge. Drugs: they make you see things totally different. Usually cooler.
Police spokesman Jan Macalikova said: "It was a nightmare because she was very much under the influence of drugs and wasn't making much sense.
"She was convinced, though, that the pylon was a bridge across the Morava river."
"She received treatment at hospital for her drugs consumption but was otherwise unhurt. She's lucky she didn't get a new high - high voltage," added the police spokesman.
LOL @ "She's lucky she didn't get a new high - high voltage." That is some QUALITY police spokepersoning right there. "About the shooting last night: we have a number of suspects, but there are still a lot of holes in the case...mostly in the victim. HIYO. High five, chief!"
Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including what was arguably the worst rescue job I've ever seen. "JUST PULL HER LEG TILL SHE LETS GO."
Thanks to PYY, who I got so high with one time we couldn't even watch TV. WE COULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT SOMETHING. It was that bad.