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Wearing Your Drink: Dresses Made From Fermented Wine

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Certainly brings new meaning to 'cocktail dresses', amirite? No? Nevermind then.

Seen here looking terrified at whatever she sees off camera (presumably a dog f***ing a tripod), a model wears a dress made from fermented wine. Mmmm, I bet that smells goooooood.

Micro'be' fermented fashion investigates the practical and cultural biosynthesis of clothing - to explore the possible forms and cultural implications of futuristic dress-making and textile technologies.


Instead of lifeless weaving machines producing the textile, living microbes will ferment a garment.

By combining art and science knowledge and with a little inventiveness, the ultimate goal will be to produce a bacterial fermented seamless garment that forms without a single stitch.

Call me old fashioned, but the only drinks I wear are the ones I spill on myself. "It's 7AM and you smell like bourbon." Haha, my Eau de Intervention? What if I told you it was my roommate's birthday and he made me take shots as soon as we got up? "You used that excuse a couple months ago." Dammit, I TOLD you -- he was born on Mercury, their years are DIFFERENT.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the icky sticky.

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Thanks to Carolyn, who just started manufacturing cocktail dresses made out of Appletinis in her bathroom and is about to get the cops called by a neighbor thinking she's cooking meth.

There are Comments.
  • Crucial

    The second to last image is probably the most disgusting thing ive seen in a while.
    But then the last one makes up for it with sideboob.

  • shes wearing a fruit roll up..

  • That girls looks like she just drank fermented wine.

  • isn't wine the product of fermented grapes? How can you ferment something that is already fermented?

  • That is revolting. It looks like a placenta dress.

  • $18922249

    Delicious...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    the real revolting part is if you are going to try and show off some side-boob at least have some boob to show.

  • I eat my fermented wine like a fruit roll up!

  • *Sob* what a waste of wine :`(

  • Could they get a fuglier model?

  • MaslowK

    I'll say. Looks like a fetal alcohol syndrome version of Sarah Conner from the first two Terminator movies.

  • emuhack emuhack

    Yeah...... no!!!!! FAIL

  • Looks more like a Fruit-Roll-Up dress. Tasty!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I am sure the taste is somewhere between unwashed hobo ass and black mold on a toilet seat.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    that "model" looks as if she has been wearing that dress for at least a week too long and is suffering from a contact drunk.

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