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Time Traveling Teats: A Flux Capicator Chest Tattoo

June 7, 2012 in chestpiece, different strokes for different folks, flux capacitor, great scott!, how am i to judge i'm just a man with the jurassic park logo across both buttcheeks, i am my own time machine, it's no delorean, man i wish i had a time machine i'd only use it for good i swear, not bad, now fight the guy with the arc reactor tattoo on his chest, permanent, tattoo, time travel

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This is a flux capacitor chest tattoo. I'm not sure how brobro plans on getting up to 88MPH, but if it involves a vehicle I probably would have made that the time machine instead of my body. This seems dangerous. What happens if you fall asleep on an airplane and wake up in like, prehistoric times? SPOILER: You plummet to your death. But let's say it was a train -- what happens then? "Well, if it was you, probably die trying to make butt-love to a dinosaur." So true, so true.

Thanks to PYY, who strapped a flux capacitor to a shopping cart then pushed me down a hill but I only got up to like 35MPH before it tipped over and I got hit by a bread truck.

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There are Comments

  • I wish my tits allowed me to time travel.

  • I quite like that. I'd have sex with him.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Well fancy this. I have the same exact tattoo and I drive a DeLorean to boot.

  • pics or GTFO ;)

  • Aren't you the guy who said "I wonder if he is going to use this to travel back in time to tell himself to not be a douche and get the tattoo?"

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    No. You have me confused with someone else. Now talk more about this sex you spoke of earlier. I find your views intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • All he has to do now is to run at 88 miles per hour

  • 8-bit ZOMBIE

    Ooof, that's ugly. Looks like someone scribbled it on with a pen. (Which may have been what they were going for....but still, haha)

  • Darkit24

    I was thinking the same thing. If I had something that was going to be drawn on my skin for the rest of my life, it would look a heck of a lot more professional.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I wonder if he is going to use this to travel back in time to tell himself to not be a douche and get the tattoo?

  • 8-bit ZOMBIE

    Hah!

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