These Beats Are Bananas: Monkeys On Synthesizers

Bananas, get it? Because people slip on them and hurt themselves. Just kidding, that's not why, but I've already forgotten what I was talking about. If you eat too many of them they'll give you runny stools? No clue. Man, I got DRUNK last night. This is a bunch of different monkeys playing synthesizers (or trying to eat the keys). They're not very good, but still better than 9/10ths of the DJs I've ever heard. I've never heard a DJ though because I don't go to clubs. I dunno, they're just not my scene. "You're in prison." I don't like the shower either.

Hit the jump and experience raw musical talent.

Thanks to Bron, who told me he'd make me some original beats if I'd rap over them. DEAL.

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