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The Envy Of Middle School: Batman Bookbag With Hood

June 11, 2012 / batman, bookbag, do want, geek couture, hot topic, kinda want, man i went to the hot topic at the mall the last time i was there it's cool though because i haven't been to the mall in 14 years (it wasn't cool then either but still), oh man i am gonna f*** my neck up so bad it's gonna require EXTENSIVE chiropractics -- you watch, send me one dammit

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Seen here looking fresh to death on the first day of summer school, a guy models Hot Topic's $35 DC Comics Batman Logo Hooded Backpack. Admittedly, I kind of want one. But only to wear arms-free, supported by nothing but my head and neck. "That sounds like a terrible idea." You're just jealous I'm gonna be popular!

Thanks to bb, who remembers when it was cool to only wear your bookbag on one shoulder because F*** YOUR POSTURE, that's why.

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There are Comments
  • sohail sidique

    Those tattoos
    0_o
    I don't remember that many middle schoolers having that many

  • Guest

    The backpack would be much cooler without the hood. Just sayin'.

  • That is seriously sad. This is why we got bullied as kids.

  • $18922249

    The only thing that they had to get right were the ears, and somehow...

  • proteon nine

    I wanted a full sleeve tattoo in middle school but mom made me wait until 11th grade.

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